Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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