Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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