I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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