Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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