dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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