We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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