everyone is single if you try hard enough
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
this is an emotional support booty call
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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