I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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