I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
