I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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