well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You are a genius and a whore.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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