I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just had sex on a roof
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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