Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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