You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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