Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Randomize