:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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