love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Randomize
