I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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