awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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