Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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