she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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