Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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