I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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