that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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