And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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