i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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