im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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