Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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