look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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