If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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