Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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