i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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