real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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