Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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