i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You took a bar mat shot.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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