so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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