Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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