Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
