I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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