East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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