Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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