Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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