i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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