I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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