Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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