there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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