i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Panties = found
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize