Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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