he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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