Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
