i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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