He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
