i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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