Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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