Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize