There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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